-Rep I met this guy in a CSGO lobby and he was really cool (not the best but cool). we played tons of hours together and became really good friends. i invited him to my house to meet him irl. when he got here he busted through the door and pressed me up against the wall... i immediately felt his hard throbbing ♥♥♥♥ against my thigh (hes really short). before he was able to strip me down i was able to get him to the floor and go to town on that ass. he never told me he was gay... but then again i never told him i was an aggressive top...

-rep Kept buying a scout and saying he would go mid on mirage, then kept screeching into the mic every time he missed a shot. The worst part was every time he spoke on mic you could hear moaning in the background. Overall can't recommend

+rep Called me Irish, classic racial profiling

When I was 13 I would take baths and straddle the faucet so the water pressure got me off. It was fun as ♥♥♥♥ til that white substance developed and got in my hair. I told my dad my peepee had a cold and that next time I needed a tissue. He then gave me a magazine and it was perfect. I didn't need tissue I just used the pages until I got a paper cut and and thought it was herpes from the girl on page 47

this IDIOT comes into my Silver 1 ranked game and says into the mic "no one here better be black or I swear to god" adn so I spoke up and he spent the rest of the WHOLE GAME screeching and howling while missing every shot with the AK