y mi regalo de cumpleaños 🥺🥺🥺🥺

y mi regalo de cumpleaños 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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27 dollars on that lobster,
"You should cook the water sausage"
"How come didn't you score the water sausage"
You want me to cook the water sausage? I'll cook the water sausage.
30 dollars on lobster tail... 30 do-
This is what people want, the water sausage.
45 dollars I spent on lobster ta-
Water and oil are the perfect combination with high heat.
Alright, let's really mess up my kitchen.
I can't believe we actually pulled this off.
It's the temperature of boiling.
Water sausage! Here we go.
It basically tastes like a hot intestine. Y'know, hot stomach linings.
So yeah, water sausage, zero out of five!

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