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siema, dodaj do znaj prosze, mam pytanie
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America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
-- Allen Ginsberg
🤗
Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and
admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being
a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in
the clowning business.
-- Homer Simpson
Homie the Clown
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What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet. Big deal.
It'll burn up in out atmosphere, and whatever's left will be no bigger
than a chihuahua's head.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart's Comet
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He's just a politician trying to save both his faces...
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"It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be
coming up it."
-- Henry Allen
🙂
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.
-- Mark Twain
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