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Recent reviews by Ted Bundy

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.6 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
me and my friends raped the zombies it was kinda lit
Posted 1 March.
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57.5 hrs on record (38.5 hrs at review time)
if you play this game you are a loser and are prob gay
Posted 27 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
29.0 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
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admin and ♥♥♥♥ / weak people
Posted 19 July, 2023.
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652.9 hrs on record (640.0 hrs at review time)
So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out. “♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?
Posted 14 July, 2023. Last edited 15 May.
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41.3 hrs on record (18.1 hrs at review time)
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i killed everyone and aimed for the civs and hostages
Posted 11 March, 2023.
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66.0 hrs on record (46.0 hrs at review time)
I ATE MY FRIEND MASON I ATE HIM I HAD TOO HE TOUCHED ME IN WAYS I WOULD CRY
Posted 23 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
11.2 hrs on record
Ok so, one day me and a group of friends from college had a semi-small party at my friend's house around October last year and since it was near Halloween we decided we would dress up in costumes. Everyone went as something and I was kind of a butt of a neverending joke because of how small I am. I'm a 5'3, 19 y/o male and I jokingly said it would be funny if I dressed as a girl because of my short and slim ass structure and then everyone pipes up saying it would be a good idea and I then was kind of like ♥♥♥♥ it why not it would be funny. Thing is I take stuff seriously and I generally wanted to go all out, no ifs or buts I'm gonna do it right. So I spend two weeks before the party like researching and watching makeup videos and ♥♥♥♥ and the day comes, I borrowed some clothes from my sister since we're literally a year apart in age and I'm the same height and fit into probably whatever she gave me. I got a wig and whatever else. I get ready dadda dadda and spend like hours doing everything. I spend about 3-4 hours doing the makeup because idk if I'm doing it right. When it gets done I think I look pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good you know and I wouldn't even know that I was a dude. I take some pictures to save the moment. I go to the party and everyone ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ giggles and ♥♥♥♥, funny haha. Then it ends the next day we got some group pictures from the party and send them into the groups chat. Then a few days go by and I'm jacking off on the toilet using my phone looking through my picture gallery and I see the picture and obviously since I'm horny I'm like damn thats hot. I jack off and it's great but then afterwards I'm like what the ♥♥♥♥ did I just do? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jacking off to myself? That's weird. But then I keep getting horny and I can't stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ going back to the pictures and it never fails to make me ejaculate and then i always default to what the ♥♥♥♥ am I doing afterwards. Then it just repeats and I just feel weird as balls like. Does this make me gay? Am I gay? Do I like men dressed as women? What the ♥♥♥♥. Do I just love myself? But if I saw a picture of myself I wouldn't jack off to it. Apparently unless I'm caked up. Now I'm wondering if I should just delete the pictures but I can't. They provide the premium sessions. Sometimes I have thoughts while jacking off that I should do it again to get more pictures and more content for myself. Endless content basically then after I'm like that's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird, gay idea. But then I think about it again when I'm horny and I'm just looking at myself as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ girl. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weirded out but I can't stop. I want to but I can't. I don't know if I should just think of it as nothing and that's it or what.
Posted 23 September, 2022. Last edited 15 May.
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1 person found this review funny
34.7 hrs on record (14.2 hrs at review time)
THIS GAME IS ♥♥♥♥
Posted 6 September, 2022.
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285.1 hrs on record (77.3 hrs at review time)
good game with friends i would say that if i had any
Posted 5 September, 2022.
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69.3 hrs on record (22.4 hrs at review time)
i play superman my dad left me :(
Posted 5 September, 2022.
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