Why are boys SOOO cute?!?!?!
Just why???

Seriously, when youre raging on the game, or ranting about how much u hate feminists, or talking about some stupid celebrities Like andrew tate , when you laugh at your own jokes with that cute giggle , when you make that super adorable face "🤪" when youre angry with us , your taper fades and lineups. Your clothes , your voice . WHY ARE YALL SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ADORABLE and precious, (. ..... anyways thats my simping quota for today , goodnight, gotta go back to being a strong misandrist tomorrow morning and pretend i never wrote this)

skahbadddie

Honestly, at this point, I think the only romance you're going to find is in a loot chest. "Ooh, rare item: Heart of the Lonely Gamer!" 🎮💔 You’ve got the skills to take down bosses and defeat entire armies, but when it comes to leveling up in the dating world... well, it’s more like a tutorial level, am I right? 😂

But hey, you're a hero but you can’t keep respawning at the same place and expect different results. Unless, of course, you’re playing Minecraft, where you just respawn infinitely. 💀

Don't worry, though. There's a "level-up" waiting for you. It might involve going outside, putting down the mouse, and meeting people who don't know what "AFK" means, but I believe in you. Keep your inventory full of confidence and let’s get that "romance" stat to max level!

Catch you in the next raid... or maybe just at the bar trying to find someone who understands your “XP grind.”

Your No-GF-Pal

you give off chill pedophile vibes like you lowkey like kids but you went to therapy and got impulse control so you would never hurt one if you know what i mean. im a pedophile too and it makes me happy when i read your comments cuz it feels like i can participate on this sub too. good on you bro thank you so much

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Man like skabadze 😉