Prestatievoortgang van CoolerMann 1337 in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 26 dec 2018 om 8:41

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 28 dec 2018 om 6:42

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 28 dec 2018 om 14:15

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 26 dec 2018 om 10:19

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 26 dec 2018 om 13:54

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 28 dec 2018 om 14:14

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 3 okt 2019 om 13:16

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 4 nov 2019 om 6:07

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 4 nov 2019 om 9:13

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ontgrendeld op 28 dec 2018 om 7:13

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ontgrendeld op 28 dec 2019 om 3:58

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 4 nov 2019 om 7:24

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Ontgrendeld op 9 jan 2020 om 12:57

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 3 okt 2019 om 10:49

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 26 dec 2018 om 8:34

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Ontgrendeld op 10 jan 2020 om 5:57

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 27 dec 2019 om 13:41

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 4 nov 2019 om 7:18

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 4 nov 2019 om 6:54

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jan 2020 om 15:57

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 26 dec 2018 om 13:12

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 26 dec 2018 om 13:58

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 26 dec 2018 om 9:05

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 28 dec 2018 om 13:51

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 27 dec 2019 om 9:34

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 26 dec 2018 om 14:02

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 4 nov 2019 om 8:03

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Ontgrendeld op 27 dec 2019 om 9:22

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ontgrendeld op 3 okt 2019 om 13:19

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Ontgrendeld op 27 dec 2019 om 14:00

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ontgrendeld op 4 nov 2019 om 10:19

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Ontgrendeld op 27 dec 2019 om 14:55

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Ontgrendeld op 3 okt 2019 om 10:44

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

11 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

29 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

30 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

12 / 30