hate this guy

Hm... yeah, I can work with this yeah. Alright you have a couple pounds to gain before we can really start getting intimate. Anyways I like my first second and third breakfasts 10 quarter pounder meals from McDonald's. 10 breakfast bundles from Jack n' the Box. 10 rows of BBQ ribs from Arby's, and at the break of noon to 6 pm I enjoy a 15 course meal of primed pork, stuck cow, a grizzled mutton. And at the end of the day fetch me the finest big mac you can possibly aquire. You shall have no male friends and become my chubby obedient queen, got that all or do I have to explain myself again. Please try to keep the questions short I'm already burning enough calories typing this.

I love eating random berries i find in zomboid

fred figglehorn is not happy gramfool.....

I want to ♥♥♥♥ a toaster.
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I want to ♥♥♥♥ a toaster. Just the thought of stuffing my ♥♥♥♥ in a tight little breadslot makes me rock hard. I could ♥♥♥♥ it on the counter, on the kitchen table, or anywhere else it wants. I could dress up like a maintenence tech for some sensual roleplay beforehand. I am a slave to the toaster's whim. I want to stick my fingers inside the bread slot and whisper "yeah you like that you toasty ♥♥♥♥♥?" Then I want to mount it when it's good and teased and then gyrate my hips like a rabbit with tourettes until my melted ♥♥♥♥ explodes inside the toaster's tight slot. When I'm done my ♥♥♥♥ will look like a burnt sausage that had it's casing popped open with melted cheese dripping out of it and the thought of that makes me want to break into a Walmart again. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I want to ♥♥♥♥ a toaster.

the vile grambgobar is consuming his goobabs meal