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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 6:43am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 12:11pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:59am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 9:55am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:18am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 9:53am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 10:45am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 4:18pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:00am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 8:14pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:47am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:27am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:47am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 3:05pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 6:48am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:17pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:34am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 9:28am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 9:53am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 8:55am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 7:03am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 6:45am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 6:57am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 6:51am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 7:03am