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Hard-stuck plat with a backpack crack. 🎒
Won’t queue customs, says it’s ‘my ping’ —
But you dodge more games than you win, king. 👑❌
Cipher claps you — round after round,
And you still talk loud like you own this ground?
You the kind of player who flashes the wall,
Then dies in a corner, cryin’ 'Where's the call?' 📢😂
Stats say plat, but heart says bronze,
With estrogen levels peakin’ like fonts. 🧬📉
Your aim's on vacation, your ego’s on tour,
But both been clapped harder than Cipher’s 4-4. 💀
So next time you duck with that ‘ping too high,’
Just say 'I'm scared' — at least don't lie.
Your shots miss like your whole damn plan,
Customs ain't ranked — you can still be a man. 🐱
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