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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:23pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:04pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 11:58am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 5:01am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 9:33am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:31am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 2:06am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 2:28am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:45am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:09am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:02am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 9:33am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:48am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:22am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 2:33am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:04pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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