the type of guy to laugh hysterically when someone says "you're racist"

Nice guys always finish last... Girls only go for big stupid Chads with nothing but muscles and the low IQ of probably 4. Unlike me with my 146 IQ level (certified genius). I always treat m'lady with the upmost proper respect. They are but Goddesses amongst men. I like to smell their feet and talk about my IQ. Did I mention that I have a 146 IQ level (certified genius). But alas, I will end my beautiful life with my Kabuto and seppuku (honorable suicide ritual in Japan).

*tips fedora* Goodbye m'lady

-Chaz