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-- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4
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I smell a wumpus.
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The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a
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(Arno Schaefer's .sig)
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I have a VISION! It's a RANCID double-FISHWICH on an ENRICHED BUN!!
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