Zyren's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:51am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:55am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:29am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:59am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:56am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:04am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:08am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:35am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:25am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:08am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 7:40am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:56am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 10:54am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:26am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:08am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 7:25am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 7:40am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:07am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:28am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:57am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:35am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:24am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:50pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:49pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:01am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:33am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:53am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 9:14am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 9:03am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:06am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:45am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:17am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 11:21am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 6:20am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 9:20am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 4:33am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 6:40am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:27am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

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Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

22 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

21 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

5 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

10 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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