Found this guy on Tinder and we met for lunch at the park. After 30 minutes of talking about his runescape characters and how he swears he "used to have the highest cooking skill in the game before Jagex deleted his account", he got a call on his Nokia phone and said it was his grandma and that he had to leave. He basically sprinted away and left his backpack and all his stuff. When I got up to grab it I saw he'd basically been sitting in a puddle of sweat and the chipotle bag that he brought was full of sand. if anyone knows this guy IRL can you tell him to respond to my texts so i can give him back the backpack that he left full of gravel and mud?

sorry for blowing up, you need to work on how you play. basically everything needs some tweaking. your aim is fine even though you whiff sometimes. specifically your game sense is pretty bad and you need to work on tha

sorry for blowing up, you need to work on how you play. basically everything needs some tweaking. your aim is fine even though you whiff sometimes. specifically your game sense is pretty bad and you need to work on tha

sorry for blowing up, you need to work on how you play. basically everything needs some tweaking. your aim is fine even though you whiff sometimes. specifically your game sense is pretty bad and you need to work on that

sorry for blowing up, you need to work on how you play. basically everything needs some tweaking. your aim is fine even though you whiff sometimes. specifically your game sense is pretty bad and you need to work on that