hi my name is keb4b im 9 years old and this is why despacito is the best song ever made despacito is epic because it is in spanish but i dont like spanish because sometimes my classmate rodriguez calls me "puta" and then all his friends laugh and i dont know what it means but despacito is still epic because in the video theres this girl and when i see her my peepee gets a little hard and i dont know why i told my friends about despacito and they called me gay and said that despacito is bad so i called them stupid democrats (i learned that word from my dad) anyways thats why despacito is epic