Recent reviews by Hulkgirl Gamer

Game forces Kazuya's pecks on my screen when i go to the story mode section,10/10

Street Fighter 6 is a satisfying and fun experience.It is rather stunning to see how Ryu's muscles lash in his specials and how the sweat runs down his formed pecks in 4k,truly the best he has and will ever look. A very pleasant experience to the player's sight.
Oh yeah Juri looks cool too or whatever

Metal:Hellsinger is an orgasmic experience that every gamer metalhead dreams of.The music itself is godlike,and makes the game rather complicated since the amount of movements your neck will perform in response to the rhythm will make it difficult to aim properly.It is an absolute crime to humanity that GoW won the best soundtrack award on GOTY instead of this banger.I dont even care about awards,and that alone made me saltiest person alive.The music is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good,that it is literally a album with a free game.

The gameplay is fun as hell,slaughtering at the beat of the riffs makes you feel insanely badass,and the game itself motivates you to keep up the beat with a max streak rewarding you with the amazing voices of different metal legends.The boss fights didn't felt creative and lazy in design,but i guess it makes sense in a lore perspective and they all kinda have their own thing.

The story is very good in my opinion,not the best,but it does has a lot of lore potential im interested in.The Unknown is a literal female,demonic doom slayer,and Paz is a very likable narrator.The artwork is also as incredible as the music itself,turning every single aspect of this game into a beautiful piece of art

I truly hope this game gets a sequel or even a DLC expansion to continue the story to the heavens,slaughter new enemies and see how many other iconic metal vocalists they can get to bless our ears.My only complain is that the game ends in general,but is very short in the end.It also broke my neck,so i hope you buy this game so they can pay to fix it.

Doom Eternal but mentally ill.

Absolute masterpiece

Coulda gone pro if i hadn't joined the Navy

If you enjoy Ratchet & Clank and Grand Theft Auto,you'll have a lot of fun with this one

I change this review every year for badges

Anyways good game

Very Christian,family friendly game where you get to rip demon's limbs with your hands,and tear them off in half with a chainsaw for some ammo,sweet metal music to make you feel unstoppable

10/10 would recommend to church's

Finally
A place where i can kill anyone,pee on people's face/corpse,use a cat as a shotgun,cut the limbs of my enemies,kick ATH,♥♥♥ the police,use a human head to play fetch with my dog,set people on fire and kill patheitc people who hate me for surviving their BS,ending with some sick metal music...All of it without getting in trouble in real life
because its a videogame
420/10 would pee on a cops donut and play with my dog using a human head again

10 years old but still pure gold