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27 of 37 (73%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:59am

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 9:39am

Pack your things

Get fired
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 9:45am

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:06am

Janitor

Become the janitor
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 9:45am

Popular

Receive a phone call
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:55am

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 10:56am

Risky virus

Infect manager's computer
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:52am

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 10:23am

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:14pm

Burp!

Drink 100 beers
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:19pm

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:07pm

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 4:38pm

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 4:06pm

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 12:16pm

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:45pm

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 12:13pm

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:40pm

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:06am

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:46am

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:55pm

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:09am

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 1:36pm

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 10:05am

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:34pm

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:39am

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:44pm



Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
86 / 100

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
0 / 100

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
389 / 500

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
259 / 500

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
25 / 50

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant
+1

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