shoving a fat jeep ranger pipe up my

***** you, your a ******* ***** ***** You eat *** ****** ***** dipped in chocolate **** ***** lookin like a ***** ***** ***** **** ***** head***. Go ***** your self you ****.

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

every once in a while I ♥♥♥♥ my pants. I treat this as a delicacy. I use the ass juice to create a stew.

Your mother and I had very loud, long, and passionate sexual intercourse last night. It was so loud, your neighbors called the police to report a noise complaint, the police thought your mother was in danger from how ear piercing her moans were, and ended up breaking down the door to find me shafting my 10.7 inch rock hard penis in and out of her tight vagina. They were so impressed they stayed to watch. I was shanking it, I was cranking it, and finally, I ejaculated so much it splattered throughout your entire house. I performed so well that your mother, the police, and your neighbors tipped me for it.

u-uuuwaaa OmO
i let my boywiend do a cummy wummy in my boipuccwie
and he didnt wear a boicondom
a-am i gonna get preggers now??
i is to young to be a boimother
c-c-can i get a boibortion? uwu
c-can i pay my boinecologist with my boipucciewie wushy
p-perhaps i could offer him my tasty boimilk uwu
o-or maybe i'll ask if he will accpet a pint of my sticky boi syrup instead uwu