AAAlllllter so ein insane schöner gamer und gut obendrein woaaaow

So, last Sunday my parents made me go to church ,which made me really mad because my parents don't let me play Among Us in church.

All of a sudden, the priest said something that really caught me off guard. He spoke of a man who goes by the name of "Jesus."

"Jesus."

"JeSUS."

No way. I could not believe what I was hearing.

"WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

They all had this look on their faces as if I had just slaughtered 7,924 Afghanian children.

"Why do you all have that look on your faces? Did someone do a Fortnite dance?"

"Young man, please be quiet" said the priest.

"THAT'S NOT VERY WHOLESOME!!!!!!!!!!"

This guy was definitely the imposter. There's no way he couldn't be.

As I was making my way up to the imposter, the security guard was chasing after me!

I had to think fast.

"EMERGENCY MEETING!!!!!!!!!!!"

I replicated the Big Chungus pose with 100% accuracy.

That's not very keanu chungus wholesome 100 of you. Go subscribe to r/atheism."

der sollte aufpassen denn ich hab ne knarerere

-rep kleiner cousin von baby groot looking arm

-rep ast arm

Es ist eine Frage um Existenz und Gerechtigkeit. Eine Debatte die schon die großen Dichter und Denker angeregt hat, an ihre Grenzen zu gehen... Die Frage welche Farbe der "kleine Mösi" nun trägt. Ist es schwarz wie von Kanye East dem III vermutet wird, oder versucht Lord East uns nur zu täuschen. Jeder muss für sich selbst entscheiden - was wählst du?