Recent reviews by Poop Train Conductor

Paid $20, got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by the brown squares.

I recently purchased this DLC and since then I have lost everything

Gotta love Obyn's Hentai skin

Firstly, I have to point out the concept of this game is actually brilliant, but the execution is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful. Behaviour had a amazing foundation for the game and it was really enjoyable the first few years.

Sadly as the game grew in popularity and demands started rising, Behaviour started slacking and cutting corners with balancing the meta and many other issues. I would love to recommend this game, but I just can't, I'm still wishing I could say they are trying their best, but I would be lying to myself and anyone else who plays this game.


I will always have hope for this game, and I still play occasionally, but I either leave ashamed or feeling really good.

Fun Fact: If you store items inside a shoulder pet's inventory it actually has weight reduction!

orang cat go vroom