One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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It is difficult to legislate morality in the absence of moral legislators.
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All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.
-- Chou En Lai
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Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.
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Confidant, confidante, n:
One entrusted by A with the secrets of B, confided to himself by C.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any
reward.
-- John Maynard Keynes
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Reverend Lovejoy:
Homer, this is really low.

Homer: Not as low as my low, low prices!

Mr. Plow
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'The trouble with my friend here is that he doesn't know the difference between a postulate and a metaphor of human existence. Or a hole in the ground.'
(Pyramids)
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