Maldito furro de mierda ojala y te mal vi0le un vagabundo con sida

holly ♥♥♥♥ bro u think u did something? xddd u did nothing u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ furry kill yourself

I love having wet explosive violent diarrhea when i'm at home

Few things in life are as gratifying than just opening the floodgates and absolutely blasting the porcelain throne with the storm surge of excrement that you get when you're feeling sick. Feeling it rush out is wonderful, and that satisfaction that it's all out just feels so rejuvenating, especially if your tummy was hurting before. Best done naked and drenched in sweat as well

Anyone that disagrees is a liar and should not be trusted

AITA for not showing up to my own funeral? So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?

Here, have a sign. I'ts the least I, Melon Lord can do for the lesser fortunate who end up facing off against me

HAHAHAHAH EZ GAME EASY DESTROYED THATS WHAT U GET FOR TALKING TRASH EASY KARMA BOT HAHA KNOW UR PLACE ♥♥♥