at least they didnt give birth to freddy fazbear, because... if you give birth to freddy five bears he comes out and he says... oar hoar oar oar oar oar hoar oar oar oar ooooaaaaaeerrrr

and then he kills micheal afton... or he tries to do it with his friends bunny the bonnie, chica the kitchen, foxy the... fox pirate raewr, and yellow freddy whos yellow and weird

and- but it's not their fault, its all because william afton one day was like: hi im gonna murder people RAH

so he murdered kids, but he was also a yellow bunny and he's like "hi im a yellow bunny, ima kill you" because he had a daughter who had like... remnant... gone from her, so he was like "if i kill kids, i put them in the soups so that its not- its not freddy five bear fault, its purple guy fault" and thats why you dont give birth to him