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15.2 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
PTSD Simulator. Nice folks, friendly community.
Posted 21 January, 2023.
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68.7 hrs on record (43.0 hrs at review time)
I saved for about 4 years to upgrade my PC so I could play A2 and DayZ. After that I used all my spare money, some of it from a birthday to buy DayZ. Finally I found the game that simulated my autism and with 30 hours on the clock I finally found other autists who enjoy running to scale on a 250+ square kilometre map only to be shot on sight by a gopnik or some stupid brit who doesn't even have a license to offend people and loves muslims but hates strangers he encounters on this beautiful game... Twas but a sad day when I decided to shelf this game... but to my amazement, I've seen they've finally gone beta! This truly is a sign of the times that are changing. I played for about 5 hours, and in 3 I met 5 people who didn't kill on sight before my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet connection failed me. I was just assaulted by a man several hours who tried to #metoo me by leaving me in my underpants and repeatedly beat me upon returning from conciousness. He appeared to be going through a mid-life crisis and enjoyed repeating the process until he "strawberry cheesecaked" me to death on the 3rd or 4th bout of fighting we had. The words of Justin Trudeau flashed in my mind and I then continued to restart this quest of endless depression known as DayZ only to realise that I am well pleased. It's been a long time waiting but I really like what they've done with the game. I really love the wolves too. Since I am naturally a wolf too, this is no surprise but I'd like to thank the devs for including some wolf to cuddle with on those dark and lonesome nights in the forests of Chernarus. I'm still figuring out how to place meat on a stick but overall there have been huge improvements. It's just pretty sad that there are so many immigrants on the island but all in all i'd give this game a 10/10. I really hope that this feedback will assist the devs in accelerating to their next steps without having to mess up my pc so that i'd need another 6 years to save up for an upgrade. I love this game and i'm glad I've waited for so long. I've also applied for a job at Bohemia, but sadly they did not respond.
Posted 18 December, 2018.
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