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Rainbow.... Six...... Siege,,,,,
Where do I even begin?
I personally....
I have wasted 900+ hours on this game.
Let me just tell you,
I don't necessarily regret wasting 900+ hours of my life on this game that benefits me in no way.
This game has me clenching my fists in the air at times and that is out of frustration that my teammates are not up to par with my expertise in going 0-9 in a ranked game and then proceeding to flood the chat with "Gn" for longer than it takes to warm up some crispy french fries from McDonalds.
Let me just tell you when you began to read this review you were not reading any ordinary review. You are reading my entire lifestyle and how I trained to become an American Ninja Warrior with being disabled and having 3 arms.
It all started, a long time ago (the thought bubble music thing plays [you know what im talking about {seriously you better}]).
I began this game way back in like that one season you know what im talking about?
Alright cool thanks.
I was hiking across the vast lands of the map Skyscraper I believe it was one of the newer maps at the time because it just came out and if you didn't know it was a newer styled map because it just had come out on xbox and it was on the game because there was a map called Skyscraper that was brand new and I was playing on it.
Alright so I spawned at that one place on the map you know what im talking about.
I was playing an operator I can't really remember (scratching my head emoji) wink wink ahahaa
Ok so then I used the operator's instant transmission ability to send me over to Counter Strike Global Offensive. The map was Mirage. I had just saved up my money throughout an economy round to purchase a brand new shiny AK-47 for $2700 the experience was phenomenal. It was breath taking, I could feel my heart beating and my pee leaking down my pants as I walked into the Apartments side of the map. It was official my team member called out "It is an apartments push" (My random teammate in silver 2 who I never played with again and he sounded kind of annoying but I will give him the credit he deserves) We walked out to the apartments and the white van. My heart beating faster now I approach the site and I clear for any Counter Terrorists attempting to prevent me from planting the bomb (Which was my only duty) I flung passed the white van and cleared the bench. My team members watched Catwalk and Market as I began to plant the righteous bomb that would lead us to victory. Everyone had been eliminated besides me and a good old friend named WedgedPecan5201 It was a stand off at last I was ready to tussle. There was most likely only a few more seconds left on the clock until the detonation of the bomb. However, I noticed on the side of his belt that he was equipped with a thermal scope and then....... It was rainbow six siege again.... I WAS DEFENDING AND HE WAS GLAZ AND I WAS THAT OPERATOR I MENTIONED BEFORE YA YOU KNOW THE ONE. Glaz is broken so he won. Just the better player.
Alright chapter 2. How the game has affected me in my real life.
I one time ate a full bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios and that was my greatest accomplishment until one day. I finally dropped the ball and I decided to put the bowl before the cereal before the spoon before the milk before the (fill in the blank)
It was breath taking as I sat there observing the glistening silky smooth white scrumptious milk pour into the gritty grainy bits of cheerios. So basically I made cereal because of Rainbow Six Siege.
Chapter 3. How this game has helped me get friends
Hey I met someone one time on that one game I forgot the name but it was kinda fun and I made a friend and I forgot their name too but it was on that one game called ahhh WHAT THE FRICKITY FRACK I FORGOT. Sorry guys but It is important that you know that I meat someone one time it will come back later on in the adventure.
Chapter 1. How I made a Funko Pop disappear.
Hey guys! Its me! PetiteCactus204 or you may know me better as buples. I managed to do magic better than the man the myth the legend himself my friend who I forgot his name and he doesn't exist and this is all made up but hey thats not important right now. What is important however, is how I did magic. Poof it was gone. The end.
Volume 2. Chapter 1-10
Hey guys! its me! buples! or! Petite,Cactus,204 here.
Thanks for being patient while I was formatting the development towards the final stages of my amazing review on that one game I played that one time.
Ok so basically, I recommend this game because it gave me the ability to make a funko pop disappear and eat a bowl of cereal without the milk and I had made a imaginary friend one time SO, get this game and do the same as I did I hope you all follow in my footsteps and waste 958.2 hours on the Wainbrow Pixie Stick Fudge and have a great rest of your ice cream cone.
PetiteCactus204 out
Now that you understand my Point of View on the game please let me know how you feel on my situation.
P.S ( As a wise woman named NokkNokk, Flankenstein.., FlankenShark, ImpulsiveGrinds, TheRecyclops, Etc once said "I will ream your as_hole."
This game saved my life and it was better than that other game that I played that one time have a good summer bye!