Folks, let's talk about a guy named Luke. You've heard of him, right? Tremendous guy, absolutely fantastic. And guess what? He's General Kit Fisto now. That's right, in Star Wars, a general—can you believe it? One of the best Jedi Generals out there, folks. People are saying he's legendary.

Now, Luke, he’s not just any Jedi. No, sir. He’s got skills, the Force is strong with this one. Leadership? Off the charts. Strategy? The best. People thought, “Oh, he's just another Jedi.” But let me tell you, Luke is different. He’s out there, leading missions, changing the game in the galaxy. Making it safer, folks.

The clones? They respect him immensely. The other Jedi? They look up to him. They say, “General Fisto, sir, you’re the best we’ve ever seen.” And the droids? Scared to their circuits, folks. When they see Luke, when they see General Kit Fisto coming, they know it’s pretty much over. He’s a winner, that’s what he is.

Hello Kit Fisto, big fan. Do you like a certain type of chicken?

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself." - His Majesty Emperor Sheev Palpatine of the Galactic Empire, prior His Excellency the Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic (Darth Sidious)

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