Met him in a Dust II game — clean aim, calm voice, called himself Crisghost. We ran matches for weeks, never missed a clutch. One night, he said, “You in Chicago? Pull up sometime.” He dropped a spot near 63rd. Sketchy, but I went.

Black SUV. Cold wind. He stood there — hoodie up, chains out. Something felt off.

Then I saw his face.

It was King Von.

Before I could react, he said, “Ain’t no bomb to defuse here.”

Three shots. No lag, no respawn. I hit the ground hard.

As my vision blurred, I watched him walk off — calm, like it was just another round won.

Game over.

-rep Inadequate bastard

Scop In viata : bat si fut ca masina de cusut
╠►Ocupatie : Programez site-uri porno
╠►Stil De Joc : ma pun in cur si mor
╠►Echipa :. Toate echipele ESL, Pro league ETC.
╠►Performanta : better than jacsi
╠►Rank : Global Belit
╠►Rezolutie : 4:3 2000x3000
╠►Video Card : pe baza de carbuni
╠►Procesor: Pe baza de viol
╠►Mouse : sobolan
╠►Tastatura : 20 de lei din piata
╠►Casti : 2 boxe legate cu sarma de urechi
╠►Tinta : fara ca i mai frumos
╠►Mouse Sensibilitate : 12000 si 0.002
╠►Arme preferate : Mănușile
╠►Harti preferate :dust doi, mireaj

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard PP push against my leg. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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