Putin. If I was your daddy, I'd teach you all about the gays and blacks so that you think twice before the Ukrainian attack. If I was Putin's father, I would teach him how to do the whole alphabet backwards so you can be popular and funny, And maybe not turned out as an incel. If I was your dad I would've been so glad I would've raise a strong son without small man complex. If I was Putin's father, I wouldn't hold him back from all the content he wants to watch. I'd let him watch Shane Dawson and James Charles on his Ipad starting at the age of 1. Hopefully turning him gay. So he can chill out and not murder and kill for fun. If I were Putin's father. I would block Donald Trump on my son's Twitter account. Cutting him off from the dangerous pipeline of hate politics and crony Trumpist lies.