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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 8:43am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 25 May, 2020 @ 5:13am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 3:31am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2020 @ 8:32am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 2:18am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:36am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 19 May, 2021 @ 5:17am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2020 @ 4:51am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2021 @ 10:12am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 9:43pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 7:06am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 25 May, 2020 @ 5:14am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2020 @ 10:10pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 12:27am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 3:27am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 8:26am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 26 May, 2020 @ 9:53am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 3:08am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 8:26am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2021 @ 10:12am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 7:52am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 25 May, 2020 @ 5:14am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2020 @ 12:16pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2021 @ 11:14am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2021 @ 2:04am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 8:14am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 24 May, 2021 @ 8:33am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2021 @ 7:00am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 19 May, 2021 @ 4:35am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 11:00am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 1:24am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:44am



Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?