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Putting the 'A' in "Asplode"

Earn an A in Bombs Away
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Bullets Ain't Cheap, Y'Know

Earn an A in the Circle of Carnage
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44pm

From Hell's Spleen

Shoot Cap'n Aquabear off the DeSoto... that'll teach 'im.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Pomp and Aquabears

Complete all of the Freelance Police Academy courses, and attend a hastily-arranged graduation ceremony.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Found Puddle

Found Puddle
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19pm

CONGRATULATIONS!

Graduate from the Freelance Police Academy - Your Parents Will Be So Proud
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Hoverachiever

Earn an A in the No Fun House
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Rat Whacker

Hit five or more rats with a mallet. This is how Norman Bates got started, you know.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Office Intern

You completed the obligatory training section in Sam & Max's office. It only gets harder from here on out.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Dial M For Murder Hornets

Purge the office of flying devil pests... no, not Max, he can't fly. Usually.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Watch

Watch
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Act II - The Actening

Complete the second wave of Freelance Police Academy Courses. Now might be a good time to rehyrdrate.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19pm

You Should See the Tequila Bottle

You blew up a giant five-headed planarian worm. Are you proud of yourself? That worm probably had a family, you know.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Disco Ninja Aquabear Suit

Sneak into the Aquabear Meeting
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Taste the Prismatic Projection

Feed Max every variety of icky blobs. Don't worry, he won't explode or anything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Takin' it Queasy

Climb out onto the crane. Try not to barf.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19pm

The Freelance Student has become the Freelance Master

Definitively put an end to the menace of Capn' Aquabear... for now.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Neutron Neutralizer

Defuse Teddy Tocks's Neutron Scrambler before it does whatever the heck it does.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44pm



Shotgun!

Blast five or more Aquabears while successfully navigating the DeSoto into the spooky depths of the miniverse.

Most Valuable Fizzer

Earn an A in Fizzball

Bunts Are For Losers

You hit 10 Home Runs in one game of Fizzball. We'll need to ask you to pee in this cup.

A Clue? Gesundheit!

Earn an A in Get a Clue

Sequel Bait, or Just Plain Bait?

Listen to the tiny impotent screams of the vanquished Capn' Aquabear. You sadist.

Lumpy Cum Laude

Earn an A in all 9 Freelance Police Academy Training Grounds. If you've earned 10, the game is broken.

Whisper Winner

You trained Jeff. Now you should be able to apply to these skills to many situations, like, um ...

Streak Freak

You got Jeff to perform 5 tricks consecutively, and irrepressibly.

High Anxiety

Collect all balloons and wings in the No Fun House, like some sort of obsessive compulsive hummingbird.

Clean Up in Aisle 666

Successfully rid the local Nutrihole of its netherwordly vandals.

The Extra Inch Award

You found all the extra gags in the office. We think.

Flint Paper

Flint Paper

Act I, Player 0

Complete first traunch of Freelance Police Academy courses. Also, look up "traunch."

Putting a Lid on Crime

You successfully wielded a trash can lid as a shield. Next season, Sam & Max will fight over the legacy of this trash can lid.

Spoke to Techie

Spoke to Techie

Spoke to DJ

Spoke to DJ

Grandmaster Splash

Earn an A in Sky Patrol

Nacho Dust Buster

Avoid all Scrumpo Grenades in Sky Patrol Activity, maintaining cleanliness of your attire. Relatively.

VR Maimed the Radio Star

Listen to gags on the car radio until your eardrums bleed/we run out of jokes.

Love Machine

Earn an A in the Tunnel of Tough Love

Voyage of the DANG!

Earn an A in the Voyage of Pain

This Hurt Me More Than It Hurt You

Take Zero Damage in the Voyage of Pain's Tunnel of Sharp Things

It's Raining Bombs (Hallelujiah?)

Make 10 Baskets in the BasketBombs portion of the Voyage of Pain.

Not Entirely Pointless

Complete the Pointy Throwing Thing section of the Voyage of Pain before time runs out. Which you kind of have to do to pass, but we love handing out achievments.

Helium Hoarder

Grab all the balloons in Voyage of Pain. Why? Because, that's why.