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Istanbul, Turkey 
Gruppe im Sudwesten trotzt dem ubergrosen Herrscher dank ihres
Zaubertrankes Linux
-- Tooster on #LinuxGER
😘
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
-- Charles Pierce
🤓
I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather
dance with the cows till you come home.
-- Groucho Marx
😲
Jim, it's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account.
You don't have five-hundred dollars. You have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!
-- "The Rockford Files"
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong!
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You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your supervisor.
🤠
Howe's Law:
Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
😶
"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues that
need worrying about."
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