The key to building a superstar is to keep their mouth shut. To reveal
an artist to the people can be to destroy him. It isn't to anyone's
advantage to see the truth.
-- Bob Ezrin, rock music producer
😘
[Meg enters the house crying]
Meg: I'll never be popular, and it's all because of this stupid purse! [Peter grabs the purse and holds it against the wall]
Peter: What the hell did you do to my daughter? I swear to God if you touched her...
🤐
As in certain cults it is possible to kill a process if you know its true name.
-- Ken Thompson and Dennis M. Ritchie
🤠
This fortune is false.
🤧
Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom:
Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so
vividly manifests their lack of progress.
😯
Haste makes waste.
-- John Heywood
🤑
QOTD:
"Sure, I turned down a drink once. Didn't understand the question."
😍

Больше не плачь:)

-rep

+rep walhacker

wallhacker

дебил ты