Recent reviews by Lavender

Never thought a strategy game could capture the essence of World War I so well. Grime, muck, death, and trauma. Hordes of men getting cut down by a machine gun or blown to hell by artillery fire. True Haig simulator.

Grind away to insanity.

This game has indeed shown me a good time, Jack.

I love brutally colonizing the world for resources and getting revolts from Anarcho-Liberals and Communists every two seconds, and you should love it too!

Watched a 2 man Stoop ship take down a Galleon with 4 players. Absolutely amazing.

cluster♥♥♥♥ is the only word possible to describe this game. and I love it.

When I was a kid, I got a copy of Zoo Tycoon 2, and I played the everloving hell out of it. I was only frustrated by the fact I had seen people make really cool things with mods! That...my young, child brain did not know how to download. Then one day, I lost the disc, and I was heart broken. That all changed when I saw the trailer for this game, and I bought it as soon as it came out. It gave me the creativity I always wanted from ZT2, but also the childlike nostalgia and wonder from it as well. Definitely worth it, and even the DLC.

Only in this game can I commit warcrimes and not be tried under the Geneva Convention.

Only $5 and so much random garbage you can do, it works in games, calls, anywhere, pretty much. Definitely worth it's cheap price for all the things you can do.

800-273-8255
That's the number for the National Suicide Prevention hotline. For the type of people in this game you're probably gonna need it.