Recent reviews by LAZY

Piece of ♥♥♥♥ game, don't waste time, play real chess against grannies as you might win more.

Left my family to salvage scrap from abandoned moons, for some reason I have been fired and rehired several times.

So far I have discovered that;
-You can sell the manual, and get nothing in return! Should of probably read it it beforehand?
-Thunderstorms hurt.
-Weird bugs try to eat you? (Don't steal their bolts)
-Gravity exists
-Don't stay up to late, bed time at 4pm (Big bug will eat you)
-When selling scrap constantly ring the bell and yell very loud, all my friends were indeed eaten. R.I.P, John, Steven, Bob.
-Close your eyes when walking into the darkness, if you can't see them, they can't see you.


For now, I will continue to work with the company in hopes to see my family one day.

Always wanted to fly to the moon, now I can finally do it! Just need to build a rocket… how does someone who failed science, maths, english build a rocket? You don’t. I have more fingers than I do brain cells. I use the steam workshop, so someone create a rocket please so I can finally achieve my dreams of making it to the moon! I will be taking my pet dog to the moon, his name is Wallace, you would make him very happy, and maybe my wife would return after leaving me for Jonas. Maybe Jonas would want me instead!

It's everything you could ever dream of. A wish come true, a dream of a dream.

The game is, well was unique. Different operators, all with unique abilities. 3 main games modes; Bomb, Secure Area, Hostage. Ranking system where you lose more elo then you gain. Overall 10/10 R4C's, buy it now! Usually goes on sale 3-5 times a year.

Some may ask, "What is Unturned", others ask "Why is there a naked guy spamming the N Word". All i can say is... Welcome To Unturned.

H M M M, Lives up to its name

Car go broom broom, Car go skrrrrt

the best single player game out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tseb eht si siht/this is the best