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ㅤ* A pony walks into a pub. The publican says, "What's the matter with you?"
"Oh it's nothing", says the pony. "I'm just a little horse!"
ㅤ* It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.
ㅤ* A guy goes into a pet shop and asks for a wasp. The owner tells him they don't sell wasps, to which the man says, "Well you've got one in the window."
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