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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2017 @ 9:36pm

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2017 @ 9:40pm

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2017 @ 9:43pm

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 12:51am

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 1:05am

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 1:26am

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 1:33am

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 1:35am

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 1:58am

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 2:09am

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 3:03am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 3:08am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 4:10am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 4:27am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 4:38am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 4:59am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 6:24am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 5:23am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 6:31am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 6:58am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 7:03am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 8:47am

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 8:49am

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 9:06am

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2017 @ 9:41pm

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 12:20am

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 2:11am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 3:34am

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 3:35am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 5:42am

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 4:35am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 3:47am

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 8:47am



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.