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He is convinced he is going to launch his own ketchup company and grow it to be one of the top providers of ketchup in Belgium. He literally has a photo of Heinz ketchup on a dartboard. He throws darts at it and mutters things like "I'm coming for YOU."
The gist of it is one guy is supposed to call over a waitress and say he likes the French fries but hates the ketchup. I am supposed to lean over (from another table) and say, "Sorry to butt in, hah hah, but I have to agree. I'm tired of this old fashioned, factory-produced ketchup. Where's the real tomato flavor?" After a few other people do this, my friend is going to say, "You guys won't believe this, but I'm a ketchup chef, and I have a few samples. Would you want to give it a shot?"
One of the other people is supposed to get the manager of the place over and we are all supposed to try to convince him or her to buy an order of my friend's ketchup. He is going to act "surprised and embarrassed" and try to tell us to "stop putting this poor guy on the spot" in regards to the manager. He then assumes he will make a "huge sale." Then he wants to do this same "operation" at other places in town.
I am astounded by this but some of my friends agree and think he is showing "hustle" and that we should all help him launch his ketchup business. Aside from his ketchup obsession, Vlaem1ng is one of my best friends but it seems our friendship is being ruined. A lot of people are telling me I am a jerk for going against his dream and not helping out.
Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.
If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.