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ㅤ* Two crisps were walking down a road when a taxi pulled up alongside them and said "Do you want a lift? One of the crisps replied, "No thanks, we're Walkers!"
ㅤ* Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
ㅤ* Two drunk men sat in a pub. One says to the other, "Does your watch tell the time?" "The other replies, "No, mate. You have to look at it."
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