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Big Crunch

If you keep working like this, you might collapse.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 10:49pm

Neodog

The gizmograph is man's best friend.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 10:36pm



Zoomorphic

The Friends of the Monkeys have learned the basics about these beautiful animals.

Polymorphic

The Amateur Zoologists have learned about a wide variety of primates.

Xenomorphic

The Masters in Primatology have observed primates from the whole wide universe.

Metamorphosis

This MonkeyVision specimen has achieved its full potential.

Xenolinguistic

Taking notes on the primates' behavior is essential.

Work Principle

No time to monkey around when there's work to be done.

Cosmic Inflation

Your profits grow at an exponential rate when you invest wisely.

Quantum

That's quite a bit of money

Hive Mind

You can't consider yourself part of the swarm if you don't know every section of our market.

Chain Reaction

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but there are discounts.

Theory of Everything

You have to know how to eat a little of everything.

The Law of Robotics

Thanks for being honest with dyslexic androids.

Kessler's Syndrome

It takes seven objects to make a collection... or a pile of junk.

Neutron

Your capacity for independent thinking needs to improve.

Proton

Your capacity for independent thinking is progressing adequately.

Electron

Your capacity for independent thinking merits a failing grade.

Particle

The omega particle awaits those who follow the rules.

Anti-particle

There are people who only know how to be contrarian.

Missing Link

People who don't fit in are expelled.

Escape Pod

Without a plan B, this could have ended very badly.

Magic Number

Abracadabra, call and speak!

Convergence

Where two can chat, three can chat.

Star Person

Celebrities' calls can be soporific.

Band-limited Channel

Filk the music, help your folks!

Fabric of Spacetime

As in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit.

Newspad

There's a reason they're called investigative articles.

Holistic Investigation

The real crime would be not testifying.

Madtrix

Have you tried to reboot the universe?

Futuristic Manifesto

You didn't have to show the artist.

Big Bang

Every outcome requires a catalyst.

Chrononaut

These relics hold stories from the past.

Brown Dwarf

That waffly is going to eat me out of house and home.

Infinite Improbability

A good cosmic traveler never throws in the towel.