Hoo-Ha-hoo Tiki-Tiki! Hoo-Ha-Hoo Tiki-Tiki! Hoo-Ha-Hoo Tiki-Tiki!
Hey, fella's, look, it's Squidward! Hoo-Ha-Hoo Tiki-Tiki! Hey,
buddy, where ya' been? Hoo-Ha-Hoo Tiki-Tiki! Hit it, boys!!!

Welcome (Tiki-tiki) to Squidward's Tiki Land!
Hoo-Ha-Hoo Tiki-Tiki!
You can relax all day, like a Tiki can... Hoo-Ha-Hoo Tiki-Tiki!
Lay out in the sun (Tiki tiki),
for a Tiki tan... Hoo-Ha-Hoo Tiki-Tiki!
Or drink from coconut that's full of glam! Hoo-Ha-Hoo Tiki-Tiki!

Welcome (Tiki tiki) to Squidward's Tiki Land! Hoo-Ha-Hoo Tiki-Tiki!
You can play all day, in the Tiki Land... Tiki-Tiki!
Then dance all night (Tiki tiki) in
the Tiki's room... Hoo-Ha-Hoo Tiki-Tiki!

Don't matter to me 'cause... 'cause I'm CRAZY glad! Tiki-Tiki!

We're in (Tiki tiki) Squidward's Tiki Land!
HOO-HA-HOO TIKI TIKI!