WARNING: NEVER JERK OFF TO TRAP PORN

WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 ♥♥♥♥♥! I don’t even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to ♥♥♥ IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that ♥♥♥♥ is to get out? ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, ♥♥♥ TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY.

Yet again, NEVER jerk off to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, or you may end up like me.

Ladies and Gentlemen. Playing Mordhau with everyone here has been the best year of my life, I have made friends and family that I could never find anywhere else. I started Mordhau with absolutely no experience in the melee slasher genre, and I was quickly picked up and welcomed as a newcomer that was ready to learn. Lately, I have been stressed and quite overwhelmed with responsibilities. Sometimes Mordhau adds on to this stress and I become a toxic person to be around. It is unfair to you, the community that I love, and it is with a heavy heart that I am going to announce that I will be taking a 30 minute break from Mordhau to clear things up. During this time, I might go get lunch or even use the bathroom but I will be taking a break until then. This was a tough decision to make, but I believe it is the best for my mental and physical health. Please send words of encouragement in this troubling time.