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Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue-elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with
a blue-elephant gun.
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Princess Leia Organa:
Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
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The entire CHINESE WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL TEAM all share ONE personality --
and have since BIRTH!!
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One seldom sees a monument to a committee.
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Conquest is easy. Control is not.
-- Kirk, "Mirror, Mirror", stardate unknown
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He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my
side.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II
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Now there's a violent movie titled, "The Croquet Homicide," or "Murder
With Mallets Aforethought."
-- Shelby Friedman, WSJ.
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-rep