Recent reviews by magmion

It's alright.

Hit Zero: Chronos is if Superhot was 2D, but at a much lower quality.

Infiltrate various areas, battle bosses and save the president in this strange and random journey.

My only gripe would have to be the final boss, it definitely needs to be nerfed. I understand that replaying levels to kill less enemies makes it easier, but even after doing so, it very much feels unbalanced. Either, the boss needs a HP nerf, or his attack patterns should be made easier to dodge.

Other than that, it's super cheap, and will provide you maybe an hour or more of playtime, definitely worth it if you ignore that one glaring issue.

Waligug sent me and I was not disappointed. :)

Fruit Stand Fortune is pretty simple idle/clicker game that has you playing slot machines to produce fruit, which then fall through a pachinko style area, either hitting the clouds and disappearing, or falling to the ground, where they're collected and sold for profit, with various customers, including your grandma!

If you want around an hour worth of fun, this one is definitely for you! The art style is nice, the music is relaxing, the gameplay is satisfying, and the game is free, so there's no harm in trying it out!

A definite improvement from the hidden-object version. The achievements are actually obtainable and don't feel like an overly-repetitive grind. The one problem this game has is the energy system, making you wait for unnecessarily long periods for it to recover before you can continue playing. Most of the time, you'll only be able to play around five levels with maximum energy at a time, and if you lose, that energy is wasted too. That is the only thing I'd really want changed, but this game is nearly 9 years old, so there's no hope of that. Apart from that, the game is incredibly fun, and the music is super relaxing. The levels are timed, and it always feels like the time limit is super fair, making it very possible to achieve three stars in each level if you waste too much time thinking. The game is free too, but just remember, there'll be a lot of waiting during playtime.

A simple twin stick shooter that doesn't do anything too different from other games in the genre.

Mobile Astro has you piloting a ship, or what looks to be a mech, as you defeat hordes of enemy ships through the 10 stage arcade mode, as well as a few bosses along the way, to achieve peace across the galaxy.

There are a few powerups that alter what projectiles you shoot, like a flamethrower or missiles, which are temporary but effective at clearing the waves. You also have a set number of lives at your disposal, and bombs, which are something like blanks from Enter The Gungeon, except they deal bonus damage too. Both lives and bombs can also be increased when an enemy randomly drops them, much like the projectile powerups.

There's also an additional three gamemodes, that are exclusive to the DLC. Those being, Arcade Mode EX, which features another eight stages to get through, with unique bosses and enemies to face. There's also a survival mode, which is pretty self-explanatory. Finally, a Boss Rush mode, which has you battle each of the bosses one after the other, with only a single life.

Boss Rush should definitely be made easier, as the skill gap between it and the other gamemodes is incredibly high. Ways to nerf it could be to increase the maximum number of bombs you can hold at a time, increase max HP or grant additional lives if you defeat a boss without taking damage, or just nerfing the bosses' overall HP. Otherwise the DLC is completely fine.

I think that the main game should've cost the DLC's price and that the DLC just didn't exist but it's not such a big deal. I recommend that you do get the DLC to get the full game experience, it's definitely worth the cheap price.

Otherwise, if you're looking for a pretty standard twin stick shooter, Mobile Astro is for you!

This game is the pinnacle of video games. I have never seen a game so beautiful and well put together. I would say this is like the Mona Lisa of video games but no that does not give this game enough credit. This game is the most innovative, fun, entertaining game ever made. This game is truly a shining example of a good game. The story is a beautifully crafted expression of life and the meaning of this game is so good we should we celebrating it. We should have a Beat Around The Bush Day but that wouldn't give this game enough credit. This game has forever changed my view of the concept of entertainment. If you are a game developer please take note of masterpieces like this. This is an amazing deal for only 0 cents. If this game was 100$ I would buy it. If this game was 1000$ I would buy it. If this game was the cost of a small country I would buy it. If you have stumbled upon this golden gem of a game please I beg of you buy it. This developer has effectively made a piece of art better than an entire art exhibit. This game cannot be topped. Please buy this awesome game.

A beautiful puzzle platformer, cast in a lovely ever-changing set of worlds, in which most of the colour is found in the background.

You play as a ball, or sphere, as the game describes it, and you have to use your environment to complete a large collection of puzzles. Some levels allow you to flip gravity, to brake, to sprint or dash, some levels even have pinball paddles for you to control, or contraptions for you to ride. There's tons of obstacles to discover, and in some cases, use to your advantage.

Looking at the art style, I had an inkling who developed the game, and lo and behold, I was correct. The same person who created the Knytt series, created this, and it shows with how much passion was poured into it. Honestly, you should really give this game a go, it's criminally underrated and will pose a serious challenge in certain sections!

I'll preface by saying, I've never played Knytt or Knytt Stories, so this was all very new to me.

Oh boy, what a phenomenal precision platformer this game is! Knytt Underground has you playing as the voiceless protagonist, Mi, as she ventures through, well, the underground, accompanied by a bunch of fairies, who do most of the talking.

The story doesn't take itself all too seriously though, which is completely fine, considering the platforming and gameplay are definitely the highlights. It's extremely fun to navigate the various environments in this underground world.

You can transform into... a ball? Now that's odd, but it makes for some really fun movement options by using your momentum to bounce to certain areas, or grapple with the power of electricity? Yep, it just gets stranger, but I'm not complaining! I've never seen anything quite like it, and it's surprisingly fun!

The map is MASSIVE, there's so much to explore, with so many hidden secrets to be discovered. Platforming challenge sub areas, side quests and so much more. The only issue with such a large map is that there's a lot of backtracking, which can be really tedious at times, but other than that, it's super fleshed out with areas like factories, towns, forests... you get the idea! It's super vibrant and brimming with life! To add to that, the soundtrack is incredible, it perfectly complements the atmosphere of the game!

I was honestly surprised by how underrated this game is, it has so much character, and I encourage you to check it out if you're looking for a fun challenge!

I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea what most of the levels look like because I was looking down at a guide on my phone.

I recommend this game when it's on sale.

A very strange clicker/idler game with a cute and bouncy exterior.

Kiwi Clicker has you clicking a kiwi (bird), which produces kiwis (fruit) which goes into the bags of kiwis (bird), which then gets delivered and turned into koins (coins), which you can finally use to purchase upgrades. Quite a lengthy, yet humourous process to watch.

Along the way, there will be kiwi kings spawning, which grant you pulp for killing them, which is the currency used for ascensions.

There are also professions, which, based on your playstyle, provide special bonuses. Wanna leave the game running for a few hours? The idle profession is for you. Wanna actively play the entire time? The active profession is for you. Want something in between? We got that too!

My favourite feature would have to be the Twitch integration feature. It allows you to connect to any Twitch channel and if they're live, you're able to reap the benefits, receiving bonuses from donations, subs, bits and even just the chat being active. It's awesome to see the usernames appear on screen when they interact. It can also be used for your own Twitch channel, having a handful of commands that the viewers can use. This feature didn't have to exist, but I think it's really awesome.

I really love all the puns and wordplay with all the upgrades, achievements and everything else. It truly is a Kiwi Clicker.

Honestly, the game is really easy to grasp as far as idle games go. It isn't all too long either and can be finished in under 50 hours, but for the quality you get, it's definitely worth its price! If you like idle games, I strongly suggest you check this one out!

CAYNE is a body horror point & click game that will have you on edge the entire time.

Follow Hadley as she makes her way through an unknown facility, with people who want her unborn baby. Collect items, solve puzzles, and uncover the truth.

I wouldn't say the game is all too scary. If I managed to do it, then just about anyone can survive!

Overall, an awesome game, especially considering the fact it's free, I look forward to checking out the other games in this series in the near future!