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Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
ㅤ* A newly-wed couple had recently opened a joint bank account. "Darling", said the man. "The bank has returned that cheque you wrote last week."
"Great", said the woman. "What shall I spend it on next?"
ㅤ* Whizzing round a sharp bend on a country road a motorist ran over a large dog. A distraught farmer's wife ran over to the dead animal.
"I'm so very sorry", said the driver, "I'll replace him, of course."
"Well, I don't know", said the farmer's wife, "Are you any good at catching rats?"
🎽 * 🎄 * 💛 * 🌸 * 📗 * 👃 * 📕 * 🍆 * 🕺 * 🌋 * 👳 * 🌳 * 🐛 * 👾 * 😺 * 🌂

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!

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