Peter: [giving a speech running for school board] This is life so go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have... my opening statement. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
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It is so very hard to be an
on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you
grown-up.
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"Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it."
-- Mark Twain
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Save gas, don't eat beans.
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There is no opinion so absurd that some philosopher will not express it.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero, "Ad familiares"
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The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear.
-- Sophia Loren
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College:
The fountains of knowledge, where everyone goes to drink.
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Boo