Konor Cringe

Imagine using a crouch macro, awful specimen

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i won 34-0 against this man on rocket league

Only 6 more for Mr #33

Do you ever nut so hard that your dog can sense that your about to nut before it happens because dogs can detect earthquakes and then you actually do nut and the whole house starts shaking and your fish tank glass breaks but it’s ok because u generated enough nut for them to swim in and then all the women within a 10 mile radius senses your massive nut through their genital sensors and they proceed to migrate towards you to create a human mating season. And then you just sit back and realize that you just created your own specie’s mating season