Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
ㅤ* Mother: Why are you home from school so early?
Son: I was the only one in the class who could answer a question.
Mother: Oh, really? What was the question?
Son: Who threw the rubber at the headmaster?
ㅤ* Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!