"There's so much ♥♥♥, and it's all coming out of my penis ... I can't believe it"

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-rep welcome to the underground, how was the fall

Well, I’m a Mug-blooded American, ya hear?
These freedom-loving veins got nothing but root beer
In ‘09 I got diagnosed with some form of epilepsy
Good doctor told me that my cure was made by Pepsi
Every day I get dressed up in my bootcut jeans
I remind the CDC that we already got our vaccines
Libtards are trying to ban my foamy carbonation
I call up my patriots to fight back for the sake of our nation!

+rep lil bro get naked wit his kids

-rep lil bro get naked wit his kids