Recent reviews by emotionalboner

uh good game очень хорошая игра мм вкусно
Nothing built can last forever.

And every legend, no matter how great, fades with time, until all that remains are myths, half truths...to put it simply, lies.

And yet in all the known universe, from here to the Farlands, the legend of the Order of the Stone endures, unabridged, as self-evident fact.

Indeed, it is only a troubled land that is in need of heroes, and ours was fortunate enough to have heroes such as these:

Gabriel, The Warrior, before whose sword all combatants would tremble.

Ellegaard, the Redstone Engineer, whose creations would spark an era of invention.

Magnus, the Rogue, who would channel his destructive creativity for the benefit of all.

Soren, the Architect, Builder of Worlds, and leader of the Order of the Stone.

These FOUR friends would do anything to gain their rightful place as FOUR heroes. Their greatest quest would take them on a dangerous journey to fight the mysterious creature known as the Ender Dragon.

In the end, the Order of the Stone emerged victorious, and the dragon was defeated. Their story complete, they slipped away into the pages of legend...

But when one story ends, another one begins.

(cuts to view of a treehouse)

Olivia:
Would you rather fight one hundred chicken sized zombies, or ten zombie-sized chickens?

Jesse:
(is practicing sword fighting on armor stand) Zombie sized chickens. Not because I think they'd be easy, but because they'd be...an abomination.

Olivia:
(shudders) Think of all those big chicken feet!

Jesse:
Like I said, an abomination.

Olivia:
(holding redstone) Soo...I've got a daylight sensor on the roof...

Jesse:
Mmm...hmmm...

Olivia:
And if I did this right, the lamps should turn on when it gets dark.

Jesse:
Mmm-hmm...

Olivia:
I didn't want to just leave Reuben here with nothing while we're at the building competition.

Jesse:
He's coming with us.

Olivia:
Really?

Jesse:
What kind of question is that? Of course he is.

Olivia:
Okay, I'm not saying he shouldn't come. I'm not... but don't you think it's a little weird that you take him everywhere you go? He kind of makes us look like, I don't know...amateurs.

Jesse:
It's not weird at all. Reuben is the best pet I could ask for. Obedient, loyal, and always happy to see me at the end of a long day.

Reuben:
(makes angry face at Jesse)

Jesse:
Friend. I should have said friend, not pet.

Olivia:
I didn't mean anything by it. I'm glad he's coming. I just don't want people to have one more reason to call us losers. (turns away from Jesse, looking at the floor). I'm getting tired of it.

Jesse:
We are not losers, Olivia.

Olivia:
We lose all the time. It's what we do.

Jesse:
Okay, okay! That might be true... But if that's the case...we win at losing!

Olivia:
(sighs and smiles a bit) Alright, fine.