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🍧⚡🎈| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
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Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring
light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot
to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for
reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb-assassin to break
the bulb in the first place.
???
ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
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Real Programs don't use shared text. Otherwise, how can they use functions
for scratch space after they are finished calling them?
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